Evryone's most anticipated novel of all times - The Adventures of Ah ber and the Sec 3 camp.
It all started at a small Island - Bintan, where twits live. Techno music filled the buses and they tYpE LiKE tHiS. On the first day, Ah ber was not very excited about the camp as she thinks that camps are very tiring. This made her mood worst when they have to pitch 2 tents. Soon night falls and evryone went to sleep. Sharing with her the tent are her girlfriends Jiamin and Joyce. Oh, and yes. The two groups, Fidelis and Justitia gets to go Bintan first. The next day is when Ah ber finally found the joy of the Sec 3 camp. The first item of the day is tree climbing (Editor: I think....). At first, Ah ber was trembling and managed to climb half the tree. The second try, she was sucessful and she was jumping with joy. Following these items are low ropes which she find it interesting, rope tying which is boring, spider web which she was carried but not sucessful and fell, the game about animals which is also boring. By then, the other two groups, Integritas and Veritas reached. So then Justitia went to the FLYING FOX and the ROCK CLIMBING section. The first item for that was flying fox. Ah ber was about the 4th girl to "fly" She took a deep breath and climbed up the LADDER made of plain wood . She looked down. "What the fcuk!" she thought. "It's so damn high" She continued up the stairs till she reached the top. It was SCARY. The top is made of wood. Below is the ground. She was practically hugging anything she could find up there. It's time to jump. The instructor said " One two three and you jump." 1...2...3 "AAHHHHHHHHH OOHHHHHHHMYYYYYYYYYGOOOOODDDDD SSOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOL" she screamed. By the time she tried to go for the second one, it's time for the other justitians to try the flying fox. So she went rock climbing. SHE MANAGED TO REACH THE TOP!!! She was like, jumping up and down and showing off. She is one of the girls who reached the top. Or in other words, she's one of the best rock climber. Some guys can't even do it! After that, we still have some free time. She then do the flying fox two more times. People thinks she's sick. But she denied. After the "
Sumptuous" dinner, it's time for night trekking, in the sea. All the way she's making noise as she shrieks at everything that she walk pass. When going there, she was holding Amanda's hands. Returning, she was pulling Jiamin's shirt. Oh poor Jiamin. After that they washed up and slept. The next day was packed with tonns of water activities. But the first item was trekking. She and Jiamin was singing some songs to lighten the mood. After the trek, was kayaking. A kayak can fit 3 people. So Ah ber grouped with Joyce and Jiamin. She have to walk a longer distance than the others as she is a "duck". So then Jiamin was irritated by her slow walk and Ah ber was irritated for her friends not waiting for her and they were shouting at each other. (Editor: ^5 back to jm). In the end, her friends have to turn back and fetch her. And while kayaking, we had to capsize or abandon the ship. Mostly, or rather always because of Jiamin. The first time, her fat arse shook the boat so hard that we capsized. Second time, they were flipped over by some guys. Third time that dumb Jiamin (editor: Yes, again) tried to stand up and we were again capsized. The forth time, two malay guys (editor: oops, what's their name?) tried to capsize the boat so we abandoned ship. Lunch was instant noodles. They have to cook it themselves. It was not so bad even though Jiamin enjoyed it like hell. After that Ah ber was still hungry, surprisingly, and so she ate another packet of normal food. After that was the bird water stone game. Ah ber was in the same group as Amanda. One time, Ah ber did the wrong thing. But thanks to the very nice instructor Ken, I get to have a chance. (Editor: too bad for xq and Crystal. HAH!). Ah ber's group obviously won all the way. Jiamin's group was fowled and they had to roll in the mud. Jiamin tried to hug ah ber but ah ber was quick and defended herself. So then the group went to some place for water boom. The rule is to just jump off the ship. Ah ber really enjoyed herself. She went crazy and jumped. She went on to persuaded billions of people to jump. Well not billions but just Loo yi and Jiamin. Jiamin was brave to even make it to level 3. But she didn't jump. so on the way back to the camp, she was crying for being so "blah blah". Ah ber lent her her shoulder to cry one as ah ber thinks that that is the more sensible thing to do. So then they reached the campsite and bathe before the campfire. The campfire was fun. And even after the campfire, we're still dancing the friendship dance. Ah ber was grateful that she got the chance to dance with:
Stupid Qi, Jiamin, Alvin, Kelvin, colin, JingYan, Evelyn, Jiawen, Valerie, Lewis, Thiam Wee, Loo Yi, Shermene, Christina, Claire, Shwu Ping, Mei Yi, Joyce and many many more. She was so hyper that time that she can't sleep for a while and talked to Stupid Qi (editor: Yes, that's her real name, don't ask me why.) And Everytime Stupid Qi talk, there's ALWAYS Faloon's name in it. But soon, surprisingly, Ah ber felt sleepy and slept. The next morning, she was quite reluctant to go back to Singapore. But she still have to. She reached home at around 12nn. And her mom was shocked to find a red robot/ red zombie at her house as Ah ber was suffering from a terrible case of sunburn and muscle ache.
End of story. I'll add more people's name in the list if I remember dancing with them.
